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Qoheleth – Black And White Electric Light OST [Review]

Qoheleth - Black and White Electric Light If I had to list bands who I’d love to hear create a soundtrack, Qoheleth would be my top spot. Well, guess what just happened…

Modern Day Dukes – 100% Full Fat Noise [Album Review]

Posted on 2 Days Ago by thecauteriser

Modern Day Dukes - 100% Full Fat Noise When talking about bands who shunned guitars from their lineup and ran with basses at full power, Exit_International and Castrovalva have always been the two bands that came to mind. Well now we have Modern Day Dukes.

They’re Coming To Get You Barbara – Damn! These Electric Sex Pants [Single Review]

Posted on 14 Days Ago by thecauteriser

TCTGYB - Damn These Electric Sex Pants They’ve got the band name, they’ve got the song title, they’ve got the Matt Berry sample, all that’s left is a weird prog-metal concoction to bring it all together…

Dead Shed Jokers – All The Seasons [Album Review]

Posted on 24 Days Ago by thecauteriser

I don’t like all of the seasons so I wasn’t sure as to how I would… okay I’ll definitely stop this now.

Fret! – A Vanity Spawned By Fear [Album Review]

Posted on July 30 by thecauteriser

Fret - Vanity I don’t have a vanity spawned by fear, so I was sceptical as to how I would fair with this album. Verdict: you don’t need a vanity spawned by fear to love the new release from Fret! (I promise this running gag ends here.)

Mr. Ted – Sexy Legs

Posted on July 7 by thecauteriser

Mr Ted - Sexy Legs I don’t have sexy legs, so I was sceptical as to how I would fair with this song. Verdict: you don’t need sexy legs to love the new single from Mr. Ted!

The Empty Page – He’s Very Good At Swimming [Single Review]

Posted on July 5 by thecauteriser

The Empty Page - He's Very Good At Swimming

I’m not very good at swimming, so I was sceptical as to how I would fair with this song. Verdict: you don’t need to be able to swim to love this new single from The Empty Page!

For The Record – An Evening For All Music Lovers

Posted on July 5 by thecauteriser

Those who have followed The Cauteriser over the last year will probably know about my mental health struggles, part of which I struggled to get out of the house for anything other than work, missing over a year’s worth of amazing gigs in the process. Obviously music is something that I am the most passionate about, so I was given a flyer for a monthly event near me where people gather for a few hours in the evening to stick on some records and talk about music.