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Album Reviews

Mr. Ted – El Dirty Sexy [Album Review]

Posted on September 22, 2019 by thecauteriser

Mr. Ted - El Dirty SexyMr. Ted could have had an album here that would rival Black Flag’s My War and Slip It In, but that would be boring. Instead we have the most absurdly stupid album that you will ever enjoy for all of the reasons. Right and wrong.

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Qoheleth – Black And White Electric Light OST [Review]

Posted on September 19, 2019 by thecauteriser

Qoheleth - Black and White Electric LightIf I had to list bands who I’d love to hear create a soundtrack, Qoheleth would be my top spot. Well, guess what just happened…

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Modern Day Dukes – 100% Full Fat Noise [Album Review]

Posted on September 17, 2019 by thecauteriser

Modern Day Dukes - 100% Full Fat NoiseWhen talking about bands who shunned guitars from their lineup and ran with basses at full power, Exit_International and Castrovalva have always been the two bands that came to mind. Well now we have Modern Day Dukes.

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Dead Shed Jokers – All The Seasons [Album Review]

Posted on August 26, 2019 by thecauteriser

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I don’t like all of the seasons so I wasn’t sure as to how I would… okay I’ll definitely stop this now.

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Fret! – A Vanity Spawned By Fear [Album Review]

Posted on July 30, 2019 by thecauteriser

Fret - VanityI don’t have a vanity spawned by fear, so I was sceptical as to how I would fair with this album. Verdict: you don’t need a vanity spawned by fear to love the new release from Fret! (I promise this running gag ends here.)

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Trigger Cut – Buster [Album Review]

Posted on June 1, 2019 by thecauteriser

Trigger Cut - BusterIf people listened to music with as much care as Trigger Cut have put into Buster, the world of music would be a very different place.

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Unstoppable Sweeties Show – Bring Kath Her Breamcatcher [The Musical] [Album Review]

Posted on November 29, 2018 by thecauteriser

Unstoppable Sweeties ShowI don’t think I could name any post punk/jazz artists, at least that I have ever listened to. I can’t say that it is really a “genre” that I could get into, but you will want to get this little slice of it if just for the bizarre happiness within.

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Jean Foutre – Last Miserable Granite Spring [Album Review]

Posted on November 22, 2018 by thecauteriser

Jean Foutre - Last Miserable Granite SpringSometimes a band will crop up out of nowhere and kick you so hard in the dick that the hairs fly out of your skin. Most Cloths at the ready, this is Jean Foutre.

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Sicker Man – Off The Trail [Album Review]

Posted on November 18, 2018 by thecauteriser

Sicker ManIf you love cello with your noise, you’ll want Sicker Man in your collection.

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El Yunque – O Hi Mark [Album Review]

Posted on November 7, 2018 by thecauteriser

El Yunque - O Hi MarkThis is the album that Nine Inch Nails should have released in 2013.

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