Get “Boris Johnson Is A Fucking Cunt” To Christmas #1

2020 has been a glorious shit storm, and it is evident that the best end we could possibly get to this year is one in which a 58 second song repeatedly calling Boris Johnson a “fucking cunt” lands the Christmas #1 spot in the UK music charts.

The minor internet hit singer, Kunt from Kunt And The Gang, has previously graced the charts with re-worked versions of the classic pop titles Fucksticks (Royal Wedding Souvenir Version) and Use My Arsehole As A Cunt (The Nick Clegg Story), but not quite to the success that this latest chart-blessing effort is currently appearing to reach.

As of writing, Boris Johnson Is A Fucking Cunt is sat 2nd on the iTunes Charts, and in 2nd, 3rd and 4th places on the Amazon music chart (for the single edit, album version and the SFW edit respectively). As for Spotify, well the play counts jumped up by roughly 60,000 plays across the three versions early Saturday afternoon, and are yet to refresh again.

How has this happened? A number of potential factors; for one the state of music consumption is a train wreck, with most people now opting for the cheap and fraction-of-a-penny-being-paid-to-the-artist streaming services, the digital music sales are of less interest to the average listener. As for the likes of Spotify, a 58 second song is going to rack up the play count a lot faster than the 3-4 minute competitors, especially when considering the batshit mental fans (myself included) who now have headphones permanently hooked up to their phones with the song left on repeat ~23 hours a day. Not to mention, good old BoJo is doing his part by continuing to be a fucking cunt, effectively supporting the deep lyrical content of the song.

So what now? You can’t tell me that you aren’t intrigued by what will happen as a result of this song’s success, even if you only consider Boris to be a bit of a twat at worst. Well head on over to borisjohnson.info for all of the details, links to where you can buy the song and a handy little Spotify playlist providing you with 1 hour and 24 minutes of Boris Johnson being called a fucking cunt. And be sure to tell all of your family and friends!

Follow the cause on Kunt’s Twitter and Facebook pages.

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