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Get “Boris Johnson Is A Fucking Cunt” To Christmas #1

Posted on December 20, 2020 by thecauteriser

2020 has been a glorious shit storm, and it is evident that the best end we could possibly get to this year is one in which a 58 second song repeatedly calling Boris Johnson a “fucking cunt” lands the Christmas #1 spot in the UK music charts.

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Bisch Nadar – Wink Murder [Single Review]

Posted on November 6, 2019 by thecauteriser

Bisch Nadar - Wink MurderI’m not entirely sure how to pronounce Bisch Nadar, so forgive me if I say it incorrectly during this review.

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Dead Shed Jokers – New Single/Video and All The Seasons Vinyl Release

Posted on November 3, 2019 by thecauteriser

DSJ - Band Photo (Compress)All The Seasons is standing firm as one of my top albums of 2019, and Dead Shed Jokers have just released a new way to be pleasured by their creation with a gorgeous red 180g gatefold vinyl alongside the new single, Feel Some More, with its own complimentary lyric video.

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Enamel Animal – Anymore [Single Review]

Posted on November 2, 2019 by thecauteriser

Enamel Animal - AnymoreIt has gotten to the point for me where the more unique, experimental and downright weird music has been taking more of my interest, especially with writing for so many bands, so when I start talking favourably about some good, honest alternative rock music, then you know that it’s something to take note of.

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Escape To What – New Music Video – Pandamonia

Posted on November 1, 2019 by thecauteriser

The UK Industrial beast that is Escape To What have just released their music video for the new song, Pandamonia, and it’s as huge as it is dark.

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They’re Coming To Get You Barbara – Damn! These Electric Sex Pants [Single Review]

Posted on September 5, 2019 by thecauteriser

TCTGYB - Damn These Electric Sex PantsThey’ve got the band name, they’ve got the song title, they’ve got the Matt Berry sample, all that’s left is a weird prog-metal concoction to bring it all together…

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Mr. Ted – Sexy Legs

Posted on July 7, 2019 by thecauteriser

Mr Ted - Sexy LegsI don’t have sexy legs, so I was sceptical as to how I would fair with this song. Verdict: you don’t need sexy legs to love the new single from Mr. Ted!

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The Empty Page – He’s Very Good At Swimming [Single Review]

Posted on July 5, 2019 by thecauteriser

The Empty Page - He's Very Good At Swimming

I’m not very good at swimming, so I was sceptical as to how I would fair with this song. Verdict: you don’t need to be able to swim to love this new single from The Empty Page!

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Infants – Apple Of Her Eye [Single Review]

Posted on April 26, 2019 by thecauteriser

InfantsThis time last year I was getting moist over Forever In Debt’s EP, Forget Me Knot. But now, Forever In Debt is dead. Here we have the second coming; Infants.

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Salt The Snail – Lazer Quest [Single Review]

Posted on October 30, 2018 by thecauteriser

Salt The Snail - Lazer QuestHIT ME WITH YOUR LAZERS, YOUR LAZERS, YOUR LAZERS!

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