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Fret! – A Vanity Spawned By Fear [Album Review]

Posted on July 30, 2019 by thecauteriser

Fret - VanityI don’t have a vanity spawned by fear, so I was sceptical as to how I would fair with this album. Verdict: you don’t need a vanity spawned by fear to love the new release from Fret! (I promise this running gag ends here.)

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Infants – Apple Of Her Eye [Single Review]

Posted on April 26, 2019 by thecauteriser

InfantsThis time last year I was getting moist over Forever In Debt’s EP, Forget Me Knot. But now, Forever In Debt is dead. Here we have the second coming; Infants.

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Jean Foutre – Last Miserable Granite Spring [Album Review]

Posted on November 22, 2018 by thecauteriser

Jean Foutre - Last Miserable Granite SpringSometimes a band will crop up out of nowhere and kick you so hard in the dick that the hairs fly out of your skin. Most Cloths at the ready, this is Jean Foutre.

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Every Stranger Looks Like You – I: Levensmoeheid [Album Review]

Posted on November 2, 2018 by thecauteriser

ESLLY - I LevensmoeheidIt’s not often that you will listen to the debut album from a band and immediately get excited about how they are going to progress with their next release. Every Stranger Looks Like You did that for me, and boy are they delivering.

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Pet Virus – Can I Speak To Dirt? [Single Review]

Posted on October 20, 2018 by thecauteriser

Pet Virus - Can I Speak To DirtSafe to say, I was fairly upset when Enamel Animal disbanded, as their album, Unfaith, was one of the early highlights of The Cauteriser. However, the arrival of Pet Virus has dried those tears.

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Hypnosister – Hypnosister [EP Review]

Posted on August 9, 2018 by thecauteriser

HypnosisterThere’s not really much to give this introduction, other than the fact the name drew me in, followed by the album art. Also I have a fucking mental rabbit running around me and climbing my legs right now. Cute guy.

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Forever In Debt – Forget Me Knot [EP Review]

Posted on April 20, 2018 by thecauteriser

Forever In Debt - Forget Me KnotI’d say a good third of bands that I cover are compared to the likes of Nirvana or The Melvins within their little PR seller. Although most do somewhat earn the comparison, none quite to the deserved extent as Forever In Debt do.

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PABST/AUTISTI 7″ Split [Single Review]

Posted on August 8, 2017 by thecauteriser

03_CSR005_1250x1250_Front_StickerI have always liked split releases. Although it sometimes feels a bit weird buying half a record for a band you love and getting another half for one you have never cared for, you get instances where you can be weaned onto a new band via the select track(s). This PABST/AUTISTI split could easily be that for fans of either band.

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This Is Wreckage – Q.Y.C. [Album Review]

Posted on March 8, 2017 by thecauteriser

This Is Wreckage - Q.Y.C.You know how people like to pick on everything about St Anger, the Metallica album that has somehow apparently gotten worse over time? I remember the one slamming point was the sound of the snare, something that personally didn’t bother me. And apparently, This Is Wreckage more than likely don’t either.

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Enamel Animal – Unfaith [Album Review]

Posted on March 6, 2017 by thecauteriser

Enamel Animal - UnfaithEnamel Animal; I like the name alone. 8/10 job done.

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